Back early in the summer, I was literally attacked verbally via email by some unknown juvenile deliquent, regarding my capacity to “spell” a certain word correctly, in context…the offending words? Then and Than…

When I’m writing a dozen or two pages, in a fit of creative passion, normally at 3:45 am, I am as bound to make mistakes as ANYONE, when it comes to the human language.

Well, this “BubbaBoy’ who calls himself ” themaroon ” chose to chastise me for close to three days, in an attempt to win a fruitless battle of wits on CORRECT USAGE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

He assailed my overall intelligence…he belittled my attempts to help my fellow man by offering REAL authentic digital versions of government documents…he even called me…snif, snif….a “paranoid nutcase”….

Oh, boo-hoo. I feel so sad now…useless…a simpleton who knows no better of what he does “than” a common household pet…

Right.

I blew him off, and forgot about the lackluster diatribe a few days laters.

Lo and Behold…he appeared out of the inky blackness of a starlit Wyoming autumn evening…just minutes ago.

“Hello, Rabbit” ( to quote Bobcat Goldthwaight greeting Bill Murray witha shotgun, ala Elmer Fudd, in “Scrooged”)

While googling “SurvivalRing” this morning, to see what kind of new sites might be linking to me, I came across “Rabbit’s” blog this morning…

http://www.cleartherail.com/archives/2004/07/index.html

…in which BubbaBoy details his “visit” to my site, echoes his mental acuteness against my horrible grammer abuse, and tells me to basically “rent a 4th grader” to edit my verbiage.

I felt a ping of recollection, of those dark days in late July….recovering from the horrible virtual tongue lashing of this mental giant…

That is, until I read the previous post he had added to his blog, not two days before “the event” now known as “Dark Mid July Tonguelashing Day”…

Seems BubbaBoy’s previous post *documented* his love life with, of all things, *BEER*. He even mentioned he longed for the good old days of high school where he and his buddies used to drink a case of beer EACH.

My, my…I am SO glad that we have DUI and DWI laws in effect all across the nation now…

I think I’ll begin talking to my congressmen about passing laws about using the INTERNET while intoxicated.

DUI = Dufus Using Internet
DWI = Dumbass While Internetting…

I think you get my meaning…

You, sir, (as Fonzie once said to Batman Number 1.0….er..uhmm…Henry Winkler said to Michael Keaton, in the movie ‘Nite Shift’, way back in the 80’s) are an ASS. (Be sure to TAPE record that and play it back time after time, hopefully laying in your own town’s morgue).

Now, go away or I will taunt you a second time.